Saturday, September 22, 2007

Lost in Translation

"How was your Jamaican vacation?"
"Bad! I was in a bad traffic accident, my fault, I was driving on the wrong side."
"Were you hurt?"
"My arm tore open. The other driver told me to remove my bloody clothing... and then, I think he was asking about some cloth for his cat. But I had NO idea who 'Bombo' was!"