tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190084432024-03-13T05:35:54.122-05:00Pan in 60Stories by us. Inspired by life. Written in 60.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger78125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-78896046463358009682010-01-29T09:39:00.003-05:002010-01-29T09:58:45.054-05:00Patois, Not EnglishWhen you see patois in Cassidy style, pronounce every letter you see.<br /><br />Don’t apply English rules. It’s not English. There is no ‘e’ at the end of words making vowels long. Two like vowels beside each other, means you pronounce the short sound longer (like i and ii in wii). The long ‘i’ in English is pronounced ‘ai’ in Patois.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-54855530335694936552010-01-29T09:01:00.004-05:002010-01-29T09:27:49.739-05:00Jamaican transport‘Wan stap draiva’, is ow wi dwiit<br />Caw dem bus no av no ‘biip’.<br />Muor taim di ringa naa rerk,<br />a shout yu afi shout fi di bus draw ‘erks!’<br />A rerk yu a go? Tek taxi cab<br />But mek shuor caal dem fram yu yaad<br />Caw dem we de pan di ruod<br />Wi’ pak an rinkl yu laik tuodUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-15400480317368605662010-01-28T09:10:00.001-05:002010-01-28T09:13:01.261-05:00eco facadeThey said it would decrease our prices. They lied.<br />They said it would increase our efficiency. They were wrong.<br />They said it would reduce our dependency. We’re still waiting.<br />And while we wait, the prices continue to steadily go up, and the praised ethanol, sitting in high temperature gas tanks, evaporates before we even have a chance to drive it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-17754811752056984972009-08-07T00:37:00.002-05:002009-08-07T01:11:05.103-05:00sweet seductionThey had wonderful nights together. She would be happy but sad because he always left and she never knew when he would return. Her heart grew weary of sadness. She proposed to make him a permanent part of her life. With delightful seduction, she tied him to the bed, teased him till he begged for her, then… broke his ankles.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-29818679976802042422009-08-05T09:22:00.001-05:002009-08-05T09:24:47.098-05:00Random StoryHe shifts nervously. He realizes she’s onto his ‘truthful omission’.<br /><br />“You know what.”<br /><br />He says in response to the unspoken accusation in her eyes<br /><br />“You’re right, I was at pan”<br /><br />There! He said it. Now what? She doesn’t move, shift… even seem to breathe. He feels to say sorry, but it dies in his throat… he knows it’ll happen again.<br /><br />(written by Seeker)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-33951782427849788402009-01-14T06:48:00.000-05:002009-01-14T07:08:03.767-05:00Consequencies 1The sun beat down on him making the pounding in his head even worse. His memory was fuzzy and disjointed. One foot in front of the other is all he could manage. His determination to reach on time a joke in light of his appearance and last night's activities.<br />
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"You made it" said the best man!<br />
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"I promised" he replied.Bashmentbasseshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569081780723894891noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-32128587402262113852008-04-06T21:27:00.004-05:002008-04-06T22:35:02.080-05:00One- Hey!<br />-HEY!!!<br />--Huh?<br />-Daydreamer!<br />-- S'up.<br />-Heard?<br />--What?<br />-Drama!!<br />--Drama?<br />-Draaaammeeeerrr!!!!<br />--Really?<br />--Who?<br />-Julia<br />--Yeah?<br />-Brad<br />--Yeah?<br />-Busted!<br />--How?<br />-HIV!!<br />--(silence)<br />-Shame.<br />--Sigh.....<br />--Yeah.<br />-Unprotected!<br />-Crazyyy!!<br />--Happens.<br />-Damn!<br />--......happens......<br />-Deserved!<br />--Why?<br />-Sluts!<br />--(sigh)<br />-Wait....<br />-Didn't...<br />--.........<br />-Worried?<br />--....Sigh...<br />--Whatever.<br />-Tested?<br />--Yeah.<br />-Result?<br />--(silence)<br />-SHIT!!!<br />--(silence)<br />-Positive?<br />--(tears)<br />-SHIT!!!<br />-How...?<br />-When..?<br />-SHIT!!<br />--Tested?<br />-No?!<br />-Why?<br />--...........<br />-Why?<br />--.........<br />-WHY???<br />--Because.......<br />-BITCH!!!<br />--(silence)<br />-BITCH!!!<br />--Sorry.<br />-(slap)Bashmentbasseshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569081780723894891noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-70016357766318966402007-11-29T22:47:00.000-05:002007-11-29T23:14:08.563-05:00Tenor lyme this Saturday"Man, this music is hype; can't remember the last time I heard this song."<br /><br /><span style="color:#6666cc;">"Probably before Lonnie and Daedrie-Ann dem were conceived, dear."</span><br /><span style="color:#666666;"></span><br />"Seriously though, ah out ah shape bad bad. I used to be the queen of<br />dandy-shandy; nobody could touch me."<br /><br /><span style="color:#6666cc;">"That was 10+ years ago dear."</span><br /><span style="color:#666666;"></span><br />"What you trying to say, I getting old?!"<br /><br /><span style="color:#6666cc;">"Not trying dear."</span>mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14856258239188209291noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-6491257512788470832007-09-22T17:45:00.000-05:002007-09-24T08:54:42.025-05:00Lost in Translation"How was your Jamaican vacation?"<br />"Bad! I was in a bad traffic accident, my fault, I was driving on the wrong side."<br />"Were you hurt?"<br />"My arm tore open. The other driver told me to remove my bloody clothing... and then, I think he was asking about some cloth for his cat. But I had NO idea who 'Bombo' was!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1442868280773907082007-05-03T15:53:00.001-05:002007-05-03T16:15:21.738-05:00Something Just Hit The Fan!Work. Busy. Tasks. Deadlines. Hectic. Tired. Burnt. Weekend? No. Damn…<br /><br />Boss. Assignment. Urgent. Critical. <br /><br />Analysis. Figures. Commentary. Thoughts. Documents. Information. Research. Find. Digest. Conclude. Return. Submit. When? Yesterday!<br /><br />Review. Correct? Submit... Wait. Errors. Damn. Fix. More. Shit. Time? None! Haste. Tick! Tock!<br /><br />Boss. Assignment? Ready! Here.<br /><br />Meeting. Managers. Report. Read. Discuss. What? Rubbish! Who? HIM! Punish!<br /><br />Boss. Pissed!<br /><br />Fired. Damn.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-33972427847959198482007-04-20T08:03:00.000-05:002007-04-20T08:08:46.416-05:00HelplessHer screams pierced the cold night air, shattering the peaceful silence which existed just moments before into a million pieces.<br />As the dark figure entered the room and moved closer to stand over her, she cried out as if she was able to read the stray thought as it escaped his mind<br />"Why didn't I wear a condom that night?!"mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14856258239188209291noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-7358047815867116882007-04-09T21:28:00.000-05:002007-04-09T21:32:59.372-05:00Elevated Standards"Oh my Gosh, did you see that body?"<br />"Eh; It was ok."<br />"Ok?! He had a perfect six pack, gorgeous back, and it looked like a quarter could be bounced on his ass. Normally you'ld be breaking your neck to look at a bod like that, and all you give him is an 'ok'. What's up?"<br />"Sorry... I saw 300."mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14856258239188209291noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-81702721354765467232007-03-09T23:07:00.000-05:002007-03-09T23:09:29.337-05:00Like A VirginHe walked her through the door, all the time rubbing his hand on her firm body. She took a few steps inside and then stopped, seemingly satisfied with her position. He quickly got comfortable on the ground. She looked at him, and he could tell she was finally ready. He ever so gently felt her breasts...<br /><br />Then, he milked her.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-79250641622307937752007-03-07T13:13:00.000-05:002007-03-07T13:41:24.277-05:00Her muscles ached from running but she couldn't stop now. <br />Whenever she considered leaving him she reminded herself that he had her best interest at heart despite the abuse. <br />Then she heard his voice and cringed<br />"Pick up the pace slowpoke. And after that you have 150 squats to do, and I want to see that ass touch the floor!"mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14856258239188209291noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-72225638484289765292007-02-08T08:37:00.000-05:002007-02-06T23:03:59.704-05:00Process of EliminationAnother dreadful day had come. The crowd withstood the showers as they said their final goodbye. Linda watched in agony, tears streaming down her pale, bruised face. He was really gone.<br /><br />Her husband held her tightly as he watched his stepson being lowered six feet below. Then he smiled softly, turned to Linda, and whispered in her ear, "You're next."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1165104378879116042006-12-02T18:53:00.000-05:002006-12-02T19:06:19.223-05:00TransitionHe stood on the top of the hill looking back at the life he'd enjoyed. He smiled at the instances of joy, pain, ups, downs, triumphs, failures...... Wonderful memories, people.... He'd been truly blessed.<br /><br />Regrets? Very few! He'd ensured that he enjoyed that which was given him thoroughly.<br /><br />Then he turned, looked at his future............ and walked into her arms.Bashmentbasseshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569081780723894891noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1164813368635180552006-11-29T10:10:00.000-05:002006-11-29T10:16:08.753-05:00Just Better Than Cameras In The Bathroom"Hey Chuck, you got any movies here? I wanna watch a mafia flick."<br /><br />"Yeah, I do, but..."<br /><br />"Totally cool! You have Scarface! I'm gonna watch Scarface!"<br /><br />"NO!!! Take it out, dude... <a href="http://bashmentbasses.blogspot.com/2006/11/yes-world-has-gone-mad.html">You're gonna get me arrested!</a>"<br /><br />“Shut up man! You’re totally paranoid.”<br /><br />(Sirens wail outside)<br /><br />(Man of horn): "Eject the DVD and put your hands where I can see them!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1160952494143938592006-10-15T17:44:00.000-05:002006-10-15T17:50:55.596-05:00When It's Time To Go...Bruce had thought about it for months, even tried it before and couldn't work up the courage. But today was his day to go. His stomach turned and churned as he stepped close to the edge, and said his final prayer. He kissed his wife’s picture one last time.<br /><br />“Hey Bruce, this is your spot! See you when we land!”Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1160943793183026102006-10-15T15:22:00.000-05:002006-10-15T15:23:13.200-05:00the writerShe was famous. They waited with great anticipation. She sold her final piece for millions before anyone even saw a single word. She was that good. She took her money and went on a long vacation, leaving no trail.<br /><br />In a large corner office, the first copy of the masterpiece was opened slowly, expectantly. Out came a single page. Blank.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1160108574963165702006-10-05T23:11:00.000-05:002006-10-05T23:22:54.986-05:00Littered streetsShe vaguely remembered voices shouting........ calling her back. But she'd thought they were just trying to spoil her fun. Fun they could not have, chose not to have..... but .........she'd have listened had she known. Instead, constant cries and hungry mouths all day long, no end! She jumped the fence and ran until she could no longer hear................. their meowing.Bashmentbasseshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569081780723894891noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1159998961356331562006-10-04T16:46:00.000-05:002006-10-04T16:56:01.376-05:00Faith, Hope & JoyTired of suspecting that she'd been fed lies, Joy decided to leave. Hope wasn't so sure, and decided that she'd tough it out a little longer. And Faith, good old Faith allowed herself no time to consider anything negative.<br /><br />Until finally, Joy, Hope and Faith met. At that point, it was clear- Trick was a cheating a**hole of a boyfriend.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1158379204272328532006-09-15T22:38:00.000-05:002006-09-15T23:03:31.413-05:00Hours she spent on her masterpiece.<br />Working. Toiling. Paying attention to every little detail.<br />Tirelessly her limbs moved, adding delicate touches to make this artwork unique, special additions to make it her own.<br />Caught up in the task at hand, her surroundings now seemed like big blur, too insignificant for her to take notice<br />Until it was too late<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">SPLAT!</span>mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14856258239188209291noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1157835992541976392006-09-09T15:26:00.000-05:002006-09-09T16:06:32.606-05:00Panoridim... Humpty Dumpty stylePanoridim sat on a wall<br />Panoridim had a great fall<br />All the strong pan boys and all the pan men<br />Couldn’t get Panoridim together again.<br /><br />Then there was a suggestion:<br />Let the pan ladies do it!!<br /><br />I'm joking guys... ur not totally incapable... :DJubi Leehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00065845504440268900noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1157513636585562942006-09-05T22:22:00.000-05:002006-09-05T22:37:30.980-05:00Hi, My name is...Addiction?!<br />No, I've never taken casual drugs or anything like that.<br /><br />Well yeah, there's something I like doing regularly.<br /><br />So it causes arguments sometimes but that's cause they don't understand.<br /><br />Well it's fun and it's not hurting anyone.<br />Lot's of other people do it.<br /><br />Don't be ridiculous.<br />I can stop playing whenever I want<br /><br />but why would I want to?mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14856258239188209291noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19008443.post-1157379916122060992006-09-04T09:24:00.000-05:002006-09-04T09:25:16.136-05:00Focused“Look at her skirt… it’s hideous!”<br /><br />“Did he use lotion this morning?”<br /><br />“What a lapse! She just said ‘forHever’!"<br /><br />“Is my makeup messed up? I hope not.”<br /><br />“Wi get di ting dem, dem outta luck now…”<br /><br />“Bwoy that movie last night was hardcore!”<br /><br />“Lawx him can chat! Shut up now nuh!...”<br /><br />“Would you look at that! Church is done already.”Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4