Another Day In Paradise...

“Cool breeeeze… white saaand… warm hands allllll over me… girls… young girls… hot girls… mamma mia!!! This is paradise!!!”

His masseuse whispers, “Get up!..... Get up!............. GET UP!!!”

He jumps up, and realizes he’s in bed. His wife hovers over him. “You need to GET UP! The garbage needs dumping, the kids are late for school, the bills need paying…”

When The Bough Breaks...

Hold on. You can do it. Hold on. You can do it. See the door, just ahead. Calm, belly, calm.

Just a few more steps. You can do it… Almost… You're there!

Enter the cubicle. Don't get anxious. Don't make it worse. Turn around. Good. Unbuckle. Good. Unzip. Good. Sit and let free!!!

Oh s#$%! I forgot about my underwear...