“Cool breeeeze… white saaand… warm hands allllll over me… girls… young girls… hot girls… mamma mia!!! This is paradise!!!”
His masseuse whispers, “Get up!..... Get up!............. GET UP!!!”
He jumps up, and realizes he’s in bed. His wife hovers over him. “You need to GET UP! The garbage needs dumping, the kids are late for school, the bills need paying…”
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
the experiment
“Anderson whats the status?”
“It’s getting worse sir!!”
“There’s nothing else we can do to contain it?”
“We’ve tried everything but its still spreading!”
“Jesus, I’ve never seen anything spread this fast…”
“We’re doomed…oh…God…”
On the other side of the world, the mad scientist cackled with glee.
“Ive done it!! Soon the whole world will be blogging in 60! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!”
“It’s getting worse sir!!”
“There’s nothing else we can do to contain it?”
“We’ve tried everything but its still spreading!”
“Jesus, I’ve never seen anything spread this fast…”
“We’re doomed…oh…God…”
On the other side of the world, the mad scientist cackled with glee.
“Ive done it!! Soon the whole world will be blogging in 60! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Monday, July 17, 2006
When The Bough Breaks...
Hold on. You can do it. Hold on. You can do it. See the door, just ahead. Calm, belly, calm.
Just a few more steps. You can do it… Almost… You're there!
Enter the cubicle. Don't get anxious. Don't make it worse. Turn around. Good. Unbuckle. Good. Unzip. Good. Sit and let free!!!
Oh s#$%! I forgot about my underwear...
Just a few more steps. You can do it… Almost… You're there!
Enter the cubicle. Don't get anxious. Don't make it worse. Turn around. Good. Unbuckle. Good. Unzip. Good. Sit and let free!!!
Oh s#$%! I forgot about my underwear...
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